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HotGolfRage

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, dehydration, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Golf, Golfing, health, Heat, heatstroke, HotGolfRage, peer pressure, relationships, Safety, self-care, Summer, weather

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	170	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the heat index is always a cool 103 degrees and the only way to survive is by building the most epic shade structures to protect yourself from the virtual sun!

Join us for a round of virtual golf where the only danger is getting too competitive and rage quitting when you miss that crucial shot. Our course may not have a restaurant or drink cart, but we do have a vending machine that dispenses diamond swords and enchanted apples for all your gaming needs.

Don’t worry about embarrassing yourself by passing out from heat stroke, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be passing out from is laughter at all the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down and show off your gaming skills while cruising in circles in your virtual golf cart, because on our server, the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter in the chat.

Join us now and let the virtual heat stroke jokes begin!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, cybercrime, data breach, identity theft, internet, internet privacy, internet safety, Minecraft, online bullying, online fraud, online harassment, online hate speech, online predators, online scams, online security, online stalking, online trolling, phishing scam, PixelPanic, Server, social media, worst experience

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	147	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to build a house? Or had a zombie steal all your diamonds right before you could craft that epic sword? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few surprise appearances from Herobrine himself. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

EpicCraft2025: Trump vs. Epstein

Accountability, AMERICANS, Censorship, conspiracy theories, coverage, current events, EpicCraft2025, Epstein, Epstein Trump logs, Government, INFORMATION, Journalism, mainstream media, Media, news shows, Politics, Project 2025, public opinion, reddit, Reporting, social media, transparency, trump

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old news and looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the conspiracy theories you see online? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the mainstream media won’t touch it! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind Project 2025 and the Epstein Trump logs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden government secrets while building your dream pixelated castle. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now!

XiCraft: Minecraft Server

China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic intervention, diplomatic relations, direct dialogue, East-West relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, peace talks, political leadership, russia, Server, Ukraine, world powers, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	279
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis EPIC minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even China’s Xi is talkin bout it! he wants all da world powers to come together and help Russia and Ukraine talk it out on dis server! can u believe dat? u can be part of dis historic moment, buildin and fightin in minecraft while world leaders watch! join now and be part of da action, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz!

OrbanCraft: No Mediators Allowed

Allowed, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic intervention, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, mediator., mediators, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbánCraft, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, ukraine war, Zelenskiy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9872	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Towns Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Orban are like, fighting it out in a virtual world? It’s like, totally bonkers, dude! You gotta join this server if you wanna see some epic battles between these two world leaders. Who knew they were such pro gamers, amirite? Plus, there’s like, dragons and unicorns and stuff roaming around, so it’s like a magical warzone. Join now for a wild ride, bro!

NobleCraft Saints

Achievements, canonization, catholicism, Christian saints, Christianity, devotion, FAITH, HOLY, Honor, inspiration, Legacy, medieval history, middle ages, miracles, Nobel Prize winners, NobleCraft, recognition, religious figures, Sainthood, Saints, Spiritual leaders

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Star Shards Collected:	218	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	2601
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

lol so like, imagine if u could hang out with the saints of the middle ages in minecraft. like, they won the nobel prize back then or whatever. so join our server and u can chill with them and maybe they’ll teach u how to build a castle out of diamonds or something. also, rumor has it that if u join, u might find the holy grail hidden somewhere in the world. so like, come join us and become a medieval legend or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

CerebellarCraft: NeuronCommPatterns

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

2VIP 2MINE (2V2M) Minecraft server

2MINE, 2V2M, 2VIP, Advanced, Anarchy, balance, Cheats, cooperation, Create, destroy, developers, Donations, Explore, friendship, Fun, gameplay, History, Minecraft, mmo, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Projects, PvP, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, VMTeamCore, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Alien Abductions:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	189
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

?ㆍ2V2M – This is one of the servers of the VIP-Mine project from the developers of VMTeamCore. It is based on 2b2t mode with some elements from RPG and MMO mode. Basically, they balance the player’s gameplay in the game.

?ㆍOur team invites players to plunge into a world where everyone can find their place and be useful. Explore the world, destroy, create, write yourself into history, create large-scale projects and much more.

?ㆍJoin us on the 2V2M server and enjoy an advanced Minecraft game where friendship, cooperation and fun are the most important things!

mc.2v2m.ru

DysonSphere but the only thing modded is Steve’s dancing skills

#addons, airships, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Community, Create, dancing, decor, Discord, DysonSphere, Engaging experience, eureka, GregTech, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, server hardware, simulation, Skills, Space Addon, Steves, Uptime, Valkyrien Skies, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

The Dyson Sphere
A modpack created by SphereMC. Enjoy an imaginative blend of mods such as Create & Addons, Mekanism, Gregtech+Space Addon, tons of new building materials and decor, Valkyrien Skies, Eureka ships, and airships!

Server Overview
The modpack’s server is whitelist-only, offering a fantastic community and engaging modded experience using a blend of mods. Simple and quick whitelist process. Updated modpack.

FAQs:

What sets The Dyson Sphere modpack apart?

Introducing The Dyson Sphere modpack. It’s a pack built on Minecraft 1.20.1 inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’, trimmed to maximize gameplay and performance. Sphere is suitable for adventurers and tech enthusiasts, offering an immersive world with modded biomes, magic, and technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Focus on providing a modded experience that is accessible yet engaging. Tighter blend of mods for smoother gameplay. Ideal for casual gamers and dedicated Minecraft enthusiasts.

Our Promise:

We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

Server Info:

Version: Minecraft 1.20.1

Modpack: The Dyson Sphere

Difficulty: Mild

RAM Recommendation: 6GB minimum

Join Us! We’re looking for more members to join our server. Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

Be Inspired! ✨

StateLinesMC Server

Adventure, Cross Country, crossing borders, crossing state lines, Exploring, interstate, interstate travel, Journey, long distance, new experiences, out of state, road trip, Server, state borders, state boundaries, state crossing, state hopping, state lines crossed, state to state, StateLinesMC, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Emeralds Found:	6943
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is so wild, it’s been banned in multiple states for being too awesome!

Join us on our server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret underground society plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.