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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7059 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.
