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Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Votes:	4290
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	8529	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	834
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1569	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Dragon Eggs Found:	4282
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	8882	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Love Letters Sent:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	344
Ores Mined:	5338	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	New Chunks Explored:	579865
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Farms Harvested:	172	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	946542
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

Arguing, Blacksun, E-Celebs, general, hate, House, House of Blacksun, IRL politics, Lies, love, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Votes:	6986	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dimension Hops:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!