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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2425 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Magic Items Found: | 7507 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a potato, ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, or even participate in our weekly llama fashion show! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground bunker where we host our daily dance parties with creepers!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “I’m a NatSoc!” faction, where players can roleplay as potato-loving Nazis and battle it out for control of the server. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!