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Frieren’s Fight Club: Where Creepers Cry and Steve’s Fly

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	984319
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where you can’t jump 40 meters high without a good excuse? Look no further! Join our server where magic battles are a daily occurrence and humans are buffed to the extreme with just a regular diet and exercise routine.

Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?

PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchantments Applied:	300
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	4141
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	New Chunks Explored:	571832

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!