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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4678 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 812497 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.