its literally me Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8905

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ores Mined:	1218	Divine Spears Created:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

Bitchcraft, Bitches, catchphrase, Character, classic movie, comedy, Dans, famous quote, Forrest Gump, funny, humor, iconic character, iconic line, iconic scene, insult, lack of bitches, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Dan, lonely, memorable quote, movie quote, no bitches, pop culture, Server, tom hanks

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Votes:	5155

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

controversy, culture war, Defeat, election aftermath, elections, Experience, Gas Stoves, Hillary, Kulturkampf, lefties, LOSING, mental breakdown, MINDBLOWING, mindbreak, polarization, political discourse, political division, political turmoil, Politics, reaction, Standard, trump, VoteCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

blocky, brawlers, bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, Epic, esports, Gaming, Gosugamers, guides, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, meets, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Pro tracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Waifu edition, Wiki

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Emeralds Found:	8502
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Votes:	2348	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.

But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!

StinkyFeetCraft: Where Indian Feet Meet Minecraft Streets!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1764	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can experience the intoxicating aroma of Indian feet that have been traipsing through cow dung all day long. Trust us, it’s a scent you won’t soon forget! But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises around every corner. From lava-filled dungeons to diamond-studded pig races, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, blocktopia, Bri At Cookiebox, CREEPERS, Estella Starfall, fear, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Lida Oriana, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Previous thread, Ruru karaoke, Salmon Lordette, Scarlett Flameheart, Song playlist, Tread, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	64	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	222	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with our Gen 1 Nova Aokami, who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands. But wait, there’s more! Gen 2.5 brings you Salmon Lordette, the ruler of the underwater kingdom with a fishy twist. And don’t forget about Gen 3, featuring Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Join now for a chance to witness Ruru’s epic karaoke performances and dive into our song playlist that will have you dancing in your virtual seat. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

SoulCovCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Band, bass, Concert, CREEPERS, crowd interaction, drums, Energetic, fear, guitar, japanese, Live, metal, Music, Performance, Powerful, Rock, SOUL COVENANT, SoulCovCraft, Soulful, stage presence, Tread, Video, vocals, ソウル・コヴェナント

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame creepers as pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!