🍆💦it’s know Minecraft Servers

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	106
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1740
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Essential it’s know Minecraft Servers

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

NeverAgainCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

MayhemCraftUK

Stats November 22, 2024

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

Stats November 22, 2024

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

Stats November 22, 2024

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Stats November 22, 2024

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	7153	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6665	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5