ITS JOEVER Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	282
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Farms Harvested:	322
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6903	Chimeras Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	490
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	3367	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.