Itis MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

wrestling match, Disappointment, wrestling, Couch, Competition

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

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ChatCraft Minecraft Server

retired, Dispute, ChatCraft, sexism accusation, Messaging

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the fruit tree community! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through disputes, bans, and accusations of racism and sexism – all while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Our server is not just about crafting and mining, it’s about juicy gossip and scandalous revelations. Who knew selling fruit trees could be so dramatic? But hey, that’s just how we roll in our virtual world.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets and start your own fruit tree empire. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft server, stays in our Minecraft server (unless you spill the beans like our friend 48M did).

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NoCarNoFriendZ

walk, Snow, negatives, Asshole, Friend

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your lazy friend who can’t even say thank you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where entitled friends expect free rides without even asking nicely. On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring ungrateful passengers. Plus, our community is full of polite players who will always say thank you when you give them a ride. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where manners actually matter. Join now and leave the entitled friends behind!

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AnimalReincarnateMC SMP

animal, wish fulfillment, AnimalReincarnateMC, Soul, transformation

OMG guys, you totally have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like being reincarnated as an animal but in Minecraft form! Like, you can choose to be a flying pig or a diamond-encrusted llama, the possibilities are endless! And get this, there’s a secret underground society of talking chickens who control the economy of the server. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! The main currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually rainbow-colored sheep that poop out golden nuggets. And every full moon, a giant dragon made out of TNT spawns and you have to defeat it with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

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BlockyDesiresMC

sexual fantasy, sexting, exhibitionism, dirty talk, group sex

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to fulfill all your wildest fantasies that you would never dare try in real life. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Why not! Want to have a dance party with creepers? Sure, why not!

Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and do things you never thought possible in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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FriedrichCraft Minecraft Server

policy, CONSERVATIVE, Minecraft, Server, afd

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Friedrich Merz of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, we don’t mess with no far-right AfD, we’re all about that progressive, inclusive vibe. join us and be part of the coolest coalition in the blocky world. we’ve got parties every night, with DJ skeletons spinning sick beats and creeper fireworks lighting up the sky. plus, our admins are like the German conservative leaders of Minecraft, always keeping things in line and making sure everyone has a rad time. so come on, join us and let’s build a blocky utopia together! #NoFarRightAllowed #BlockyCoalitionGoals

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Putin’s Block Party: No Votes Allowed

Vote, Diplomacy, united nations, security council, North Korea

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got da most epic alliances like US, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus all teaming up to refuse to vote against Putin for da Ukraine war. like, can you imagine da chaos and drama dat goes down on dis server? it’s like a real-life political thriller, but in Minecraft form. join us if you wanna be part of da most insane international drama in Minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamputin #minecraftpolitics #serverdrama

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Mine Party Time Server

milestone, Music, traditional song, Cultural, Party

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU HEAR “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU” MORE TIMES THAN YOU CAN COUNT? WELL, BOY DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, WE CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR! YOU’LL BE SINGING THAT SONG IN YOUR SLEEP, I PROMISE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAKE FACTORY WHERE WE MAKE THE MOST DELICIOUS CAKES YOU’VE EVER TASTED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY’RE ALL BIRTHDAY CAKES! EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE RAREST MINECRAFT PET OF ALL TIME? THE BIRTHDAY LLAMA! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THIS LLAMA ONLY SPAWNS ONCE A YEAR ON OUR SERVER, AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND IT, YOU’LL BE THE ENVY OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR BIRTHDAY BONANZA MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU! 🎉🎂🥳

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Pixel Panic: Anxiety Relief

brain stimulation, brain wave, neuroscience, brain disorders, anxiety disorders

so, like, picture this: you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BAM! your brain gets a major stimulation that cures all your anxiety. like, who knew playing minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

our scientists are working round the clock to develop these new techniques that will totally blow your mind (literally). they found this super strong link between brain waves and anxiety, and now they’re using that knowledge to make your minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

so, if you wanna join a server that not only gives you epic gameplay but also cures your anxiety, then this is the place for you. trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. come join us and let your brain waves take you on a wild ride!

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SurvivalWorld

PvE, Survival, Minecraft Creative Skyblock Modded Roleplay Factions Minigames PvP Pixelmon Bedwars KitPvP Skywars Vanilla Hardcore Prison Economy Towny Quests Adventure Anarchy, Economy, PvP

Welcome to Survival World

A brand new server featuring: • A hard economy • A robust Jobs & Skills system • A strict No Pay2Win policy

We’re upgrading daily to deliver a continuously evolving survival adventure.

Be part of something new and exciting! Vote now to earn rewards and help us grow!

Stay updated on our latest ideas and server improvements by joining our Discord 🙂

45.93.248.80:25032

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