it was a joke – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, clockwork revolution, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Creative, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, GENIUS, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Prometheus Wept, risen, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

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SalesPersonSass

acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

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GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP

avoidance behavior, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, digital age, disappearing act, disappearing without explanation, emotional avoidance, fear of confrontation, ghosting, GhostlyInteractions, lack of accountability, lack of closure, lack of respect, Minecraft, modern interactions, online dating, rejection, relationships, smp, social media, social norms, Technology

Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, ghosting is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! That’s right, we have a whole ghost town where players can disappear without a trace, leaving everyone scratching their heads and wondering where they went. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more spooky vibes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!

So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!

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ShortyCraft

body image, Confidence, dating preferences, dating standards, height and attractiveness, height and relationships., height discrimination, height insecurity, height preference, height requirements, height shaming, height standards, height stereotypes, Heightism, Masculinity, physical appearance, self esteem, short guys, short men, ShortyCraft, societal expectations

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!

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SovereignCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SovereignCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, UN ambassador, united nations

so, liek, u kno how u always wanna play minecraft but u dont kno where to go? well, come join our server cuz we got da craziest shiz ever!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?

plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.

so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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MirageCraft2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, european union, France, Geopolitical, international relations, jets, Media, Military, military technology, Mirage-2000, MirageCraft2025, SECURITY, Transfer, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got so many mirage 2000 jets flying around, you’ll think you’re in a war zone. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know?

imagine flying through the skies on a jet, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft.

plus, we got this crazy story where France is like, “here, Ukraine, take these jets as a gift.” and Ukraine is all like, “thanks, bro, now we can dominate the skies in Minecraft.”

so, if you wanna experience the thrill of flying fighter jets in a blocky world, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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The Dominion: Where dragons steal your loot and creepers steal your heart! Now with even more custom items!

1.8-1.21, Autoclickers, Bosses, bug abuse, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, CREEPERS, Custom, Custom Items, Discord, Dominion, dragons, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, Heart, Items, Leveling system, Loot, macroing, Map, Minecraft, PvE, racism, RPG, RPG adventure, rules, Server, smp, steal

Welcome to The Dominion

IP: play.thedominion.us

Alternate IP: thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰

Features	Description
⚔️ DUNGEONS	Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
🌍 WORLDS	Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
🛠️ CUSTOMIZATION	Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN	Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION	Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

⚔️ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links

Discord

Map

Rules

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules.
Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Age Gap Minecraft Server

age, aging gracefully, aging process, cultural norms, cultural perspectives, emotional intelligence, Experience, gap, generational differences, life stages, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal values, traditional beliefs, wisdom

Are you tired of feeling ancient in your own country? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and craft your way to eternal youthfulness. Who needs maturity when you can have endless fun and shenanigans on our server? So come on, join us and leave your wrinkles and responsibilities behind!

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> Blurry Taskbar Icons Minecraft SMP

Appearance, blurry, blurry icons, Computer, Desktop, Display, FIX, Help, Icons, Issue, Minecraft, pixelated, Problem, resolution, smp, software, taskbar, taskbar icons, Troubleshooting, Visual, why, windows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tasks and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the taskbar icons are blurry! Why, you ask? Because our server is so intense that your computer can’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

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MotoStop Minecraft Server

aggressive driving, AITAH, Asshole, brake checked, driving etiquette, following distance, front bumper, intersection, long stare, Minecraft, misunderstanding, motorcycle behavior, MotoStop, Oregon, rear wheel, red light, road rage, safe distance, Server, side view mirror, stopping 5-6 ft behind a motorcycle, traffic incident

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of motorcycle road rage in a safe and blocky environment? Look no further! Join our server and reenact the epic brake checking showdown that happened at a stoplight in Oregon.

Imagine the adrenaline rush as you stare down your opponents, mouth insults through your pixelated side view mirror, and engage in slow-motion acceleration battles. And don’t worry, our intersection intersections are perfectly safe for all your brake checking needs.

So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate road rage showdowns in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone places a block in your path.

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