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SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Votes:	9252
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6754	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Votes:	4791	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Emeralds Found:	9606	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Potions Brewed:	156
New Chunks Explored:	441457	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crops Grown:	5085
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	471838
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Spears Created:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!