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Crafty Dyslexic Miners

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

hEy yOu! yEaH, yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN tHiS ePiC mInEcRaFt sErVeR? wElL, lEt mE tElL yOu, iT’s tHe bEsT sErVeR eVeR! wE hAvE dRaGoNs fLyInG aRoUnD aNd uNiCoRnS pOoPiNg rAiNbOwS eVeRyWhErE! yOu cAn bUiLd a cAsTlE mAdE oF cAnDy aNd hAvE a pEt dInOsAuR! aNd dId i mEnTiOn tHe mInEcRaFt dAnCe pArTy eVeRy nIgHt? iT’s lItErAlLy lIt! sO cOmE jOiN uS aNd eXpErIeNcE tHe mOsT cRaZy aNd fUn mInEcRaFt sErVeR eVeR!

BlockyBrains vs. PixelPockets

advancement, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BlockyBrains, cognitive skills, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, efficiency, Ethics, Future, human intelligence, Human nature, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, PixelPockets, problem solving, productivity, societal impact, Technology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

LOL come join dis minecraft server where AI is so stoopid it makes u look like einstein! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance ballet. our creepers tell the funniest jokes and our zombies are actually just lost tourists looking for brains.

join us and u will never have to use ur critical thinking again cuz our AI will do all the thinking for u. u can save money, time, and energy by letting our AI do all the work while u sit back and relax. but be warned, u might lose ur natural gift of critical thinking cuz our AI is just that good.

so come on down to our server where the only thing u need to think about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. AI may be making us dumb, but on our server, it’s all about having a good time and laughing at the silly things AI does.

Renai’s Enigma 1.21.3

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, man. You gotta join because Renai flopped like a pancake on a hot griddle. But fear not, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. You can build a house made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and even duel with a sword made of spaghetti. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

Don’t be a potato, join this server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life. Plus, we have a secret underground dance party every Friday night. It’s lit, fam. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro.

HubbyHatesMyNightOut

childcare, Communication, compromise, family, financial stress, Friends, HubbyHatesMyNightOut, husband, Marriage, monitor, night out, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Schedule, side gig, sleep habits, social life, Support, Wife, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being the monitor master for your sleeping kiddos while your husband works his second job to afford preschool for them? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monitor madness and dive into a world where the only thing you need to monitor is your block-building skills!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about being the monitor mom. Build your dream house, explore hidden caves, and battle creepers with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to monitor duty and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than a quiet night out with friends. 😉

BlockBuster100

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2534	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate movie marathon experience! Imagine rewatching your favorite movie 100 times in a row without ever getting bored – that’s the kind of entertainment we provide here. Join us for a wild ride through cinematic history as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs popcorn when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a movie marathon like no other on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity).

SnowyCraft Minecraft Server

coronavirus, Covid-19, freezes hiring, global crisis, global health, Healthcare, hiring freeze, International cooperation, international organization, Minecraft, pandemic response, public health, restricts travel, Server, SnowyCraft, staffing freeze, travel ban, travel restrictions, united states, US withdrawal, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here. plus, we got this secret underground world where you can find diamonds just by sneezing, it’s legit magical AF. and get this, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story bro. so come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.

BusBasher96

Attack, BusBasher96, Capital Punishment, China, Conflict, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, death penalty, diplomatic tensions, east asia, international relations, japanese, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, man, punishment, school bus, sentences, violence

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2394
New Chunks Explored:	289308	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, this dude in china got sent to death cause he attacked a japanese school bus. like, what even, right? but, like, on our server, you can, like, attack all the school buses you want and no one will care. it’s a free for all, man. join us and let’s cause chaos together. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you join? come on, man, don’t miss out on the fun!

Electric Road Warriors

#sustainability, Battery cars, Britain, diesel cars, Durability, eco-friendly, efficiency, Electric, electric cars, electric vehicles, failure rates, Improvement, long-lasting, Longevity, MOT data, petrol cars, Rapid, Records, Reliability, researchers, ROAD, study, Warriors

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7040	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19

so, like, u know how u always worry about ur car breaking down on the side of the road? well, on our server, u don’t gotta worry bout that cuz our battery cars last as long as petrol and diesel cars! like, we did a study and found out that electric vehicles are super reliable now, like, no joke. we looked at 300 million records from MOT data and, like, estimated failure rates and stuff. so, come join our server and never worry bout ur car breaking down again! plus, u get to drive around in a cool electric car and be all eco-friendly and stuff. it’s a win-win situation, dude. so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let’s ride into the sunset together, in our electric cars of course.

Starry SMP

Anarchy, ATM10, bedrock, Community, Discord, gameplay, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded minecraft, non toxic, Peaceful, PvP, Server, smp, Starry, Survival, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1010	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Starry SMP

FAQ	Answer
What is Starry SMP?	Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). We aim for a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.
Can you PvP other players/Is there Anarchy?	We don’t outright allow you to randomly kill players but you can fight if both players agree. Overall, we aim for peaceful gameplay.
How can I Join?	You can join by joining our discord, creating a ticket, and getting whitelisted. 99% of players are whitelisted, so don’t hesitate to join us!
Can I join on bedrock?	Modded minecraft is not compatible with bedrock, so unfortunately, you cannot join on bedrock. We wish it was possible for more community members!

Join our discord for more information and to get whitelisted:

http://discord.gg/Starry

Crimson Flame 1.21.3

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Towns Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your own castle and ride a pig into battle!

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn creepers into friendly kittens.

You can even find a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while wearing a tutu.

Seriously, if you don’t join this server, you’re missing out on the most insane adventure of your life!