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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3263 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
Yo, so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers, okay? We got Patriots flying around like crazy, like we’re talking about the football team or something. But nah, these Patriots are like, protecting our land from creepers and zombies and stuff.
We’re in talks with Israel to transfer up to 8 of these bad boys to Ukraine, like, who even does that in Minecraft? Only us, baby! Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Patriots and mobs. It’s like a superhero movie, but in block form.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks. Who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
