New Minecraft Servers 2025

isekai 2024 Minecraft Servers

isekai 2024 Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

    Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 9783
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Crops Grown: 4117 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

    First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

    Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

    Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

    Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

    Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 7538
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

    This is Smashed Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3974
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 292

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 4164
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Animals Bred: 58
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 8590
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Towns Built: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

    Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐❀️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❀️⭐❀️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❀️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❀️⭐❀️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 5201
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 139 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Dimension Hops: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2683
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Zombie Dances: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4437
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

    But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

    And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

    2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 263
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9752
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

    Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7164
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 198 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Star Shards Collected: 242
    Runes Activated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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