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Dynasty Minecraft SMP Trio

champions league, Competition, Downfall, DYNASTY, Failure, Forgotten, History, Legacy, Minecraft, past glory, Players, premier league, Rise and Fall, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, success, TEAM, Trio, Underdog

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1778	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server out there! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle mythical creatures, and try to survive the constant pranks and shenanigans of our mischievous players.

Remember that time when our reigning champions built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of the spawn area? Or when a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and things quickly spiraled out of control? Yeah, those were the good old days.

But don’t worry, there’s still hope for you to become the next legendary player on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring back the glory days and lead our server to victory once again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

bros, DATING, Despair, end it all, funny, gf, gfi, GOOGLE, humor, internet, lonely, love, meme, Minecraft, PIXEL, quirky, relationship, Sadness, Server, single, Technology, tfw, virtual

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, rainbow-colored trees, and a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. It was a night to remember!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the madness begin!

Doge’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGES, elon musk, Epic, finance, Future, internet culture, investing, market, meme, meme coin, Minecraft, Moonshot, Potential, reddit, smp, social media, speculation, Trading

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	193
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	3551	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! For just 10 dollars (yes, you heard that right), you can join our wacky world of chaos and hilarity.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get ambushed by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance routine. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music whenever you mine with it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a ruler who demands all players pay tribute in the form of…you guessed it, potatoes. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden potato, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player asked for a pet dragon and ended up with a house full of angry chickens instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few potatoes along the way. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or should we say potato?)!

Knight Mc

alliances, Arena, Battles, Clans, Combat, Community, competitiveness, ELIMINATION, Events, Faction, Gear, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Progression, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

KnightMC – The Ultimate PvP and Lifesteal Experience! Server IP: play.knightmc.fun

Dive into KnightMC, a hardcore PvP server where every fight matters. Engage in intense battles with our Lifesteal feature—claim victory, and steal hearts from your defeated foes. Lose, and you’re one step closer to elimination!

Our world is built for players who love the thrill of competition. Form alliances or go solo, raid enemy bases, and defend your own turf. With custom gear, balanced progression, and exciting events, every battle is a chance to prove your skills.

Join our community of fearless fighters at play.knightmc.fun—where PvP legends are made!

play.knightmc.fun:25786

Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fan favorites., Future, Genres, jump, Jumping, magazine, Manga, Minecraft, new releases, Popular, Saito, serialization, Server, SHONEN, storytelling, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and embark on a wild adventure with Saito, the mischievous llama who is rumored to have magical powers.

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a whole new genre of gameplay that will blow your mind! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, now you can! And who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. The future is bright, the possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Well / Minecraft SMP / TV /?

chilling, Cinema, creepy, Dark, Devil, Disturbing, Evil, film, Horror, Minecraft, movies, occult, Psychological, Satanic, Sinister, smp, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Thriller, TV, Twisted, twisted plot, well

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Animals Bred:	106	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building your very own roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on, join us if you dare. Just remember, there is no more satanic line in cinema…or on our server!

VoidPrison

Adventure, Anarchy, building, commands, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Realms, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Votes:	5644
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Spears Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

VoidPrison is a brand new OPPRISON server. Our minecraft version is 1.21.1.

Void Prison uses models and a cool texturepack to give players the best experience.

We have private mines, crates, pvp you name it. We’re also looking for new staff so make sure to join 🙂

play.voidprison.xyz

MINECRAFT CIS – Vanilla 1.21.3 [06.11.2024] Minecraft server

1.21.3, Anarchy, Cheats, Chunks, Community, coordinates, data packs, Hardware, Minecraft, mod, Plasmovoice, Rendering, rules, Server, Trade balancing, Trolley improvements, Vanilla, voice chat, Winter Drop

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	778177	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2412	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	1

A simple vanilla-themed server in Minecraft version 1.21.3 on powerful hardware, with a friendly community. No whitelist.

There is a big rendering on the server! 32 chunks

For an interesting game, there are several official data packs on the server:

Balancing trade with residents. https://ru.minecraft.wiki/w/Trade_balancingWinter drop. https://ru.minecraft.wiki/w/Winter_DropImproved trolleys. https://ru.minecraft.wiki/w/Trolley_improvements

On the server you cannot view coordinates and some other information through F3. In order to see the coordinates you need to hold a compass in your hand.

Minecraft server is not anarchy! The rules are simple – do not disturb others, do not use cheats, xray and the like. In short, don’t be a dork.

There is also PlasmoVoice voice chat for convenient communication. https://modrinth.com/plugin/plasmo-voice

Attention! You will not be connected to the server without a voice chat mod!

play.minecis.net

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, CONSERVATIVE, funny, gloating, humor, internet, meme, Meme culture, mfw, Minecraft, ONLINE, Politics, reaction, right wing, RIGHTOID, Server, smug, social media, they, think.., Victory, winning, Won

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	209
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of rightoids thinking they’ve won? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic build competitions, you’ll have the rightoids running for cover in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So come join us and help us overthrow the rightoids once and for all!

Midnight Punch Minecraft SMP

A, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fandom, Anime news, Cancelled series, Cancelled Youtuber, fan speculation, japanese animation, Mayonaka Punch, Mayonaka Punch season 2, midnight, Minecraft, online forums, online streaming, otaku culture, Punch, Second season, smp, vampire anime, Vampires, youtuber drama

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	647	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you’ll encounter the Cancelled Youtuber and her band of Vampires. Will they get a second season of their crazy antics? Only time will tell!

Join us for non-stop action and adventure as you navigate through treacherous terrain, battle epic bosses, and maybe even uncover the secret to eternal life (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of redstone and some questionable potions). Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!