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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6086 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
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