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Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

#BOY KISSER, #FREAKING STINK, #STFU, ack, Bitch, Boy, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, dog, fuck off, Minecraft, Ooooo, Owned, Server, Side

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8020	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, CREEPERS, crime, detective, Enigma, fear, Fiction, hidden, Identity, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, novel, number 916813501, Party, plot twist, Secrets, Server, Suspense, t.., Thriller, Tread, unknown

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

abuse of power, Accountability, authority abuse, civil rights violation, Cops, Crafty, crazy, creations, discrimination, Disrespect, dont, Harassment, injustice, law enforcement, misconduct, mistreatment, parts, Patrol, Police, police accountability, Police Brutality, police brutality awareness., police corruption, police misconduct, police violence, power abuse, unethical behavior

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	2851	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

#our guy, #our guy keeps winning, #victory trail, bros, CraftyChampion, ourguy, Top, winning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Villages Defended:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Items Found:	4202

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

action-packed, adult themes, Adventures, aliens, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, clean, death game, fullon, Fun, gantz, Good, Gore, housemates, living room, Manga adaptation, mature content, nudity, Psychological, Sci Fi, sex, sexual themes, Survival, Suspenseful, Technology, Thriller, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

1. Tbh, Allowed, CREEPERS, girl, guys, Minecraft, power, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	157	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Votes:	3411	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Animals Bred:	41

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

blocks, building, Crafty, cultural exchange, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, global perspectives, Identity, immigration, international community, Language, Latin American countries, Latin American diaspora, Latin Americans, Latinos, Multiculturalism, Opinions, perceptions, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tacos, Traditions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4977	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

Characters, Communication, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Interaction, internet, ITT, Life, long trail, members, ONLINE, PALS, participants, pixelated, post, sharing, social media, tags, virtual, you

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

BooCraft, CREEPERS, death, french woman, Ghosts, Haunted, internet culture, investigation, Italian church, Mystery, News, Paranormal, Police, Shit, social media, spooky, stunt, Supernatural, tik tok, Tragedy, trending, urban legend, viral

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!