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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2296 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6201 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
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