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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3202 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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