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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5498 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who are just here to have a good time? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a dance-off or a game of hide and seek.
so, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server of all time, then come join us! trust me, you won’t regret it. just hit that ‘Amen!’ button and let the fun begin!