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BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, Bliss, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, deep connection, ecstasy, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, mental connection, Minecraft, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, smp, spiritual connection

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

BlockBucksCraft

BlockBucksCraft, career fulfillment, career satisfaction, creative endeavors, dream job, exploring interests, finding purpose, following my heart, fulfilling aspirations, living my best life, living without limits, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pursuing goals, pursuing happiness, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, ultimate freedom, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

armored vehicle, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, fighting vehicle, INFANTRY, knock out, Kursk Oblast, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, News, ParatrooperPvP, paratroopers, Russian, Server, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

aggressive behavior, Brazilian, Brazilian elections, Brazilian news, Brazilian politics, campaign chaos, candidate behavior, chair attack, ChairCraft, controversial incident, election drama, live tv, mayoral candidate, media spectacle, political aggression, Political debate, political rival, political scandal, political showdown, political violence, public altercation, SmackDown, violent confrontation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Farms Harvested:	418
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

Lava Spit & Drool Server

biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Perfectionism Procrastination Playtime

anxiety, Behavior, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, mental health, Narcissistic vulnerability, perfectionism, personality traits, Playtime, procrastination, Psychology, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, self-sabotage, social expectations, stress

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3058	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	83

so, like, u know how u always feel like u gotta be perfect and stuff, but then u end up just putting things off and procrastinating? well, on this server, we embrace ur imperfections and celebrate ur flaws! join us and let ur narcissistic vulnerability shine as u build the wonkiest, most chaotic creations u can imagine! procrastinate all u want, cuz here, we believe in taking ur time and enjoying the process. come be a part of our wacky community where imperfection is perfection!

✅ HorizonOfCubes start of season 4 (04.05.2024) Minecraft server

Board Games, Community, discord community, Events, high quality, HorizonOfCubes, i9 13th generation cores, leisure, minecraft server, Moderation, player interaction, Plugins, season 4, tps, Vanilla Survival, voice chat

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	797
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

HorizonOfCubes is a free server without private, purchased admin panels and other junk. A place where everyone can spend time, resting from everyday work, realizing themselves and communicating with like-minded people.

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The server is based on vanilla survival. The main idea is simplicity, accessibility and creating a good community.

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Vanilla-complementing plugins help to immerse yourself more deeply in the friendly atmosphere. Voice chat and emotions allow you to express yourself, and the server resource pack adds color and variety! All plugins are selected to complement vanilla Minecraft, preserving its vibe.

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Saturday meetings with the project administration in the format of a conversation with players; The world of art for creative people; Events and board games held by players; All types of leisure are countless, everyone will find something to their liking!

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For a comfortable game without lags, the server is divided into separate worlds, each of which is processed separately from each other by the i9 13th generation cores. This ensures stable server operation at 20 TPS, allowing several hundred players to play simultaneously!

The server is constantly monitored by moderation, ready to help the players of the project at any time. All this creates a high quality of the game.

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❗ The project was opened in 2021 and has already established itself in the eyes of thousands of players. Join our friendly community by joining our Discord. Apply and play with us!

play.HorizonOfCubes.ru

Nasty Hoops Minecraft Server

Addictive, animation, athleticism, Basketball, binge-worthy, Characters, Competition, determination, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, hand drawn, high school, hoops, love, marker backgrounds, Minecraft, Nasty, nasty players, Netflix, Passion, Plot, Server, sports anime, teamwork

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	660297
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the first sports anime you’ve ever watched – totally unexpected and totally awesome! We’ve got hand-drawn marker backgrounds that will blow your mind and mild high school elements that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown, bro. Who needs plot when you’ve got this level of insanity? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Shogun’s Success Minecraft SMP: More Attractive Builds!

Actresses, asian actresses, asian representation, Asian talent, attractive, Builds, cultural diversity, Diversity, Diversity in media, entertainment industry, female leads, film, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, movies, representation, Shogun, Shoguns, shows, smp, success, television, trending

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	506
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can mine diamonds while watching attractive Asian actresses star in our custom-made movies and shows! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are lining up to audition for a chance to be the next big star. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and join us now for a wild ride through blocky Hollywood!

OvertimeCraft

auto repair, Belittled, Communication, Expenses, financial responsibility, hard worker, house expenses, income, INSULTED, money management, Overtime, overtime hours, overtime pay, OvertimeCraft, parts technician, passive income, rainy day fund, relationship, savings, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being called greedy for working hard and making that extra cash money? Join our Minecraft server where hard work is celebrated and overtime is encouraged! Build your virtual empire and show off your work ethic to all the other players. Who needs a lunch break when you can be grinding away for that sweet, sweet virtual currency? Plus, you can save up for a rainy day in Minecraft too – you never know when a creeper might blow up your house! So come join us and show the world that being a hard worker is never a defect, even in the blocky world of Minecraft!