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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8571 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 162 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5334 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
