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Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, dark turn, Disappointment, Downfall, Great, irredeemable garbage, Japan tradition, Manga, Minecraft, ONK, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, plot twist, redemption arc, regretful decisions, Server, Shocking.., Story, Tragedy, undermines itself, unexpected

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to ONK, the Minecraft server where the story started out great but then took a nosedive into irredeemable garbage – just like your favorite anime! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through the ups and downs of Minecraft gameplay.

Why should you join ONK, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to turn into a magical unicorn. But beware, for there are evil creepers lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your unicorn powers and turn you into a llama with a bad haircut.

But fear not, brave adventurer! ONK is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will bestow upon you the gift of infinite chicken nuggets if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join ONK today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of ONK, anything can happen – for Japan!

PhoneBreaker Minecraft Server

aita, buying new phone, communication issue, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DAUGHTER, Decision making, decision making process, disagreement, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family outing, Minecraft, parenting challenges, parenting dilemma, PhoneBreaker, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Technology, waterfall incident, wife’s agreement

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! We promise no waterfall incidents or phone dropping shenanigans here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any silent treatments or lectures. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave the real world behind!

CraftyBabyBumpBluff

Advanced, aita, Conversation, CraftyBabyBumpBluff, Defensive, defensive behavior, Dialog, emotional aspect, Friend, growth curve, HUGE, inconsiderate, Miracle, miscarriage, Misinformation, outlet, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Suffering, third child, womb expansion

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy antics!

Our server is like no other, with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life drama and come join us for a hilarious and wacky time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a dragon. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the game mechanics, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves a creeper blowing up your house, then it’s fair game.

TownNameMC Server

common, common town name, every state, Familiar, familiar town name, frequent, frequently occurring town name, Popular, popular town name, recurring, recurring town name, Repetitive, Server, town name, town name in every state, TownNameMC, ubiquitous, ubiquitous town name, widespread, widespread town name

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old towns with boring old names? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageous town names you’ve ever seen! From Pizzatown to Unicornville, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a town called Banana Hammock, where the streets are lined with actual banana hammocks (don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy it). Or how about a visit to Sausage City, where every building is shaped like a giant sausage (vegetarians beware).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive town, Poopsville. Yes, you read that right. Poopsville is a town made entirely out of… you guessed it, poop! But don’t worry, it’s not smelly in the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest town names you’ll ever come across. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CraftyCashWaste

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	143	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	106
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and spend your diamonds on the most ridiculous and hilarious items you can imagine. From diamond-encrusted chicken nuggets to a pet creeper that tells dad jokes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for the Diamond Pig!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to prank unsuspecting players? Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with chicken feathers and eggs. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find yourself spending your diamonds on the dumbest things you’ve ever seen!

FingerFlickerCraft

Accidents, Awareness, Body, clumsiness, Cuts, everyday actions, external stimuli, FingerFlickerCraft, Fingers, fingers brushing, hand movements, healing, injury, mindfulness, Noticing, Observation, Pain, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, small cuts, Touch

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	970792	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	8436
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.

our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!

come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!

Lemon Cloud

Adventure, bedrock, Bungee, cloud, Cobblemon, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hub, LEMON, LemonCloud, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Other, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to LemonCloud! Our awesome gamemodes:

PrisonFactionsSkyblockSurvivalSMPCobblemon

BEDROCK IP: pmc.lemoncloud.net (Port 19132)

Join now! @IP: pmc.lemoncloud.netWebsite: www.lemoncloud.orgStore: store.lemoncloud.org

pmc.lemoncloud.net

Cove-Craft SMP: A Vanilla Server for the Whitelisted Few

Active, apply, building, Community, CoveCraft, Discord, Environment, Experience, Friends, Fun, hermitcraft, members, Pure, Redstone, rules, Server, Skilled, Small, smp, Tightknit, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9633
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Cove Craft SMP Overview

Description
Cove Craft SMP is a pure vanilla experience server with a tight-knit community focused on creating a HermitCraft environment for players to enjoy. To join, apply through Discord.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Cove Craft SMP?	To join, apply through the Discord server linked in the overview.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, rules are outlined on the Discord page. Players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a positive community environment.
Do I need to be skilled in building or redstone to join?	No, players of all skill levels are welcome. The focus is on having fun and making new friends while following the rules.
How many members are currently on the server?	There are around 14 members currently, with the community always open to adding more like-minded individuals.
Is the server active daily?	Yes, the server is active almost every day with members frequently online.

GoodVibesMC Server

coping mechanisms, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional stability, enjoying myself, feeling good, feeling suicidal, GoodVibesMC, Having Fun, Last Night, Loneliness, making jokes, making progress, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self loathing, self-care, self-hatred, Server, singing, suicidal thoughts, temporary happiness, wanting to die

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those negative feelings! Our server is so fun and silly that you’ll forget all about wanting to die. We have magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and dancing creepers that will make you laugh until you cry (tears of joy, of course). So come on over and let us show you that life is worth living when you’re surrounded by pixelated awesomeness!

SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

100k, btc, challenge, Consistency, cryptocurrency, Daily, determination, Digital Currency, financial goal, goal-setting, internet trend, investing, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Online Community, patience, perseverance, Server, snail, SnailCraft, snailposting, social media, viral challenge

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Items Found:	6671	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Votes:	8301
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!