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CleanCraftyCrafts

Appointment, Blame, brother fight, CleanCraftyCrafts, cleaning lady, cleaning service, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, late arrival, missed appointment, misunderstanding, polite text message, reschedule, RESPONSIBILITY, Scheduling, social expectations, societal values, society norms, text message etiquette

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Items Found:	4613	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of family drama over innocent text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where words like “mistaken” won’t trigger anyone! Our virtual world is a safe space where politeness is encouraged and blame is non-existent. No more fights with siblings over cleaning appointments gone wrong – just build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

SemiconductorCraft Minecraft Server

China, cybersecurity, Diplomacy, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, global trade tensions, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, restrictions, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SemiconductorCraft, semiconductors, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	77	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the US government had to get involved? well, this server is so fire that they had to widen sanctions and target semiconductors sent via china just to try and stop us from having too much fun. join us and be a part of the chaos, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next! come see what all the fuss is about and join the most epic minecraft server ever created.

SnowyRubleRescue

Agreement, asset transfer, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, political decision, russia, sanctions, SnowyRubleRescue, Ukraine

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	234
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	42911
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂

we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower

ScanCraft: Where Savings Stay with Us!

Automation, business model, cashiers, Consumer, convenience, cost saving, customer experience, customer service, efficiency, employment, Labor, Pricing, profit margins, Retail, retail industry, savings, ScanCraft, self-scanners, shopping, stay, Technology, technology adoption, wages

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, did you know that the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha? yeah, man, it’s wild.

but that’s not even the best part. like, on this server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. yeah, man, it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land up in here.

and get this, on this server, the creepers are actually friendly. like, they’ll come up to you and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a total mind trip, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta come check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2384
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9226	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	6321	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Votes:	2438
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	205	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mines Excavated:	3889	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

below, Clingy, CraftyCreeperz, DESPERATE, Fit in, Help, hygiene, LEVEL, metrics, Minecraft, Norman, Server, socially inept, UNCOMFORTABLE, woman naked

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5939
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9006	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!