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BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

acceptable, arbitrary, bacon, Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, CEREAL, Cultural, Dinner, Expectations, Food, Ham, judgment, Meal, morning, norms, PANCAKES, psychopath, Questionable, Routine, sandwich, society, Totally

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2185	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

0.51% yearly, 1.3 million, 1990s, 2019, 65 and older, Aging population, Boomers, chronic condition, DiabeticCraft, Disease, Edition, health, INCREASE, Medical, older adults, prevalence, public health, research, statistics, tripleS, Type 1 diabetes, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mines Excavated:	1301	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

action, apply, Community, configs, considered, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Discord, Events, EXTREME, Friendly, GRASS, Griefers, Grimwald, grow, hackers, java, Join, Minigames, Paytowin, Projects, Protection, Slow, smp, Sport, Updates, Vanilla, Voicechat, Voting, Watching, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	5649	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Crops Grown:	9014

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

age, body shape, hygiene, HygieneCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Physical attraction, pussy, Race, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, sexual compatibility, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Taste

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Potions Brewed:	159	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

aita, Apologize.., Ban, Cut off, DEFEND, duped, family, fiance’s friend, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer, innocent, malicious intent, patternity test, Pregnancy, Protect, Sensitive, snide remarks, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

aita, apologised, Applying, Boyfriend, CreeperCrashers, double date, drinks, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, Friends, Girlfriend, Jobless, Lazy, out of order, Partners, Paying, ROUNDS, specific job, unemployed

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

anonymous sharing, arousal, Boundaries, boundary-pushing, community insights, community insights Sensual experimentation, community insights Sensual exploration, Curiosity, experimentation, hidden desires Unconventional pleasures, hidden fantasies Erotic experimentation, hidden fantasies Erotic exploration, hidden pleasures Unconventional toys, Intimacy, intimate desires Taboo fantasies, intimate exploration, intimate secrets, kink Female pleasure, personal satisfaction Female arousal, Pleasure, pleasure seeking Taboo pleasures, PleasureCraftXYZ, question Sexual exploration, reddit, Self Discovery, self-exploration, sensation Intimate objects, sensory pleasures Reddit discussions, sensory stimulation Reddit confessions, sexual discovery Female pleasure seeking, sexual discovery Female sexuality, taboo Personal satisfaction, unconventional desires, unconventional toys, unique experiences, unique experiences Reddit discussion, weird, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

behavioral economics, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain region, brain region identification, brain study, cognitive bias, cognitive neuroscience, Commitment, Decision making, decision making process, goals, NeuroCraft, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sunk cost fallacy, SunkCostVortex, ventromedial prefrontal cortex, vmPFC

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Zombie Dances:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!

★ LucidMC ★ [Survival Roleplay] ★ [Land Claiming] ★ [Resource Gathering] ★ [Grief Free] ★ [Immersive World] ★ Join Today!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Java IP: LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

Bedrock IP: LucidMCBedrock.play-minecraft.net Port: 1984

Discord: discord.gg/gCsUVe3G

Welcome to LucidMC, a server with a unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way.

This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted.

Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net