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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6977 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
