this server is so lit, like, u won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got dragons flying around, like, all the time. and not just regular dragons, like, talking dragons that tell jokes and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the players are actually robots in disguise. yeah, u heard me right. u can join their ranks and become a robot too. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
plus, we have this thing where every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party. like, the mobs start breakdancing and the trees start grooving. it’s the most epic party u will ever see in minecraft.
so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s not just about building boring old houses, come join us. u won’t regret it. trust me.
We got more explosions than a nuclear reactor meltdown, more diamonds than a Saudi prince’s palace, and more creepers than a conspiracy theorist’s basement!
Join us and be part of the most explosive community in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the nuclear-level fun, join now before we go boom! 💥💣🔥
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your epic base. Trust us, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode but with a side of adrenaline rush! 💥
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and give you a taste of what it’s like to be a real-life superhero, then look no further. Join us now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🦸♂️💣
Disclaimer: No actual missiles were harmed in the making of this server. 😉
Join us and learn all about the geopolitical landscape of Minecraft, from Russia’s shady dealings with Iran to Trump’s questionable alliances with skeletons (they do have bones, after all). Our 200-level lectures will have you laughing, learning, and questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky politics.
So why wait? Join our server today and become a Minecraft master while also becoming a master of international relations. Who knew virtual mining could be so educational and entertaining?
| IP: | play.chunkylands.com |
| Discord: | https://discord.gg/eQQf4nGF |
| Version: | 1.21.4 |
General Information:
ChunkyLands is a friendly, vanilla Minecraft server built for players who love a persistent world without resets. With no griefing and no toxicity, ChunkyLands fosters a positive and respectful community where you can build, explore, and collaborate without worry. Join us and become part of a lasting world where every block tells a story!
Community:
At ChunkyLands, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. Join us and be part of a community that feels like family.
Rules and guidelines can be found on our Discord server
What are you waiting for? Join today!
A: While we run on paper, we try to keep the server as vanilla as possible and only add plugins that do not alter gameplay.
A: No, we will never reset the server.
A: No, we do not tolerate griefing on our server.
Welcome to a Minecraft realm that floats in the shadows between dimensions! Here, you can experience the unexplainable void of joy, fear, and existential dread. This is the server where your sanity will either blossom like a withered flower or dissolve like salt in the ocean of tears! You’ll be questioning reality, your purpose, and possibly even your taste in blocky games—this is NOT your grandma’s Minecraft server, unless your grandma is a hyper-dimensional being trapped in a cube. Join us, or your left sock will never be found!
| Feature | What It Actually Is |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Rivers | Guaranteed to flood your dreams with memories of childhood traumas! |
| Quantum Creepers | They show up 3 minutes before you log in, just to mess with your sanity! |
| Auto-Craft Oppression | Your items will craft themselves, but you will lose all human connection. 😂 |
| Zombie Democracy | Your opinions will matter—just not to the zombies in charge! 🧟♂️ |
| NPC Therapy Sessions | Talking to villagers has never been more complicated. They always know your fears! |
| Memory Fragments | Collect pieces of a past you never had for extra confusion! |
Q: Is this server fun?A: Fun is subjective! Is a tire fire fun? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just a tire fire. Don’t forget the existential dread!
Q: How do I join?A: Joining is easy! Just close your eyes and whisper the name of the server three times into a mirror. Or don’t. Who knows what might happen?
Q: Can I play with friends?A: Friends are a social construct! You might not even exist! Why would you need friends in an infinite void of blocky madness?
“Ive come to the conclusion that pretty much every Hololive graduation… is due to the talents getting burnt out on streaming…”—Someone, Somewhere, in a parallel universe.
“are either capable of still streaming in conjunction with other activities…”—The truth, but twisted by cosmic spaghetti monsters.
🎉🌌 Welcome to the most SICKLE (that’s sick + tickle, get it?) Minecraft SMP you’ll ever not want to miss, fam! Listen up, I’m about to drop some digital wisdom bombs on ya 🚀💣
Creeper Rodeos 🤠💣: Picture this: We have actual creeper rodeos where you can ride them as they blow up! Who needs buckin’ broncos when you got BOOMIN’ GREEN MEN? 🥳 I mean, nothing screams “realistic cowboy simulation” like getting blown to bits while doing the moonwalk on a pixelated desert, amirite?!
Lava Llamas 🦙🔥: Did you hear about the llama that fell into a lava pit? It came out with a flaming attitude! Join us and you can BECOME that llama; I’m talking full-on body transformation. You’ll just be a roasted marshmallow with legs, walking around haunting people in the most epic way possible!
Ender Dragon Karaoke Nights 🎤🐉: Every Thursday, we summon this giant dragon for a little karaoke jam, and lemme tell ya, it has the vocal range of a banshee getting run over by a train! You can belt out "Sweet Caroline" while dodging fireballs! Multi-tasking at its finest, my dudes!
Identity Crisis Centers 🛠️🤷♂️: Here, you’ll encounter NPCs that can’t decide if they’re villagers or, like, a sentient fish with dreams of becoming a CEO. They’ll give you quests like “Find my long-lost pickle jar” and you’re just left wondering if you’re playing Minecraft or binging a surreal sitcom. 🤔 Who’s really the crazy one here?
Pig Breeding Championships 🐖🏆: Have you ever seen a pig doing yoga? Neither have we… but boy oh boy is it our community goal! Every Sunday, we’re hosting “Pig Olympics” where you can train your to go from fat-fry to flexi-pig while competing for a medal made entirely of bacon. Gamers really do just wanna have fun!
Super Secret Stranger Danger 😱🙈: No one will protect you in this world, except maybe an army of zombie squids who will aggressively dance to 80s synth music while saying “You’re safe?” with eerie intensity. Whether they protect or attack? You’ll have to join to find out!
If you’re not at least LOLing by now, then I dunno, you probably just got your account hacked by a 10-year-old in a Steve skin. So, jump on in and join a community where EVERYONE is kinda sorta partially insane, and also sorta kinda definitely trapped in the friend-zone with a glowstone block. Click that join button, or else we’ll send the llama after you! 🦙💥✨