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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7105 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8583 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
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