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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4952 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
LEMME TELL U A STORY, ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT BUT OUR MODS WERE LIKE “NAH U AIN’T GONNA RUIN OUR FUN, CREEPER!” AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY, BRO.
AND IF U THINK U CAN’T BUILD, THINK AGAIN! WE GOT BUILD BATTLES EVERY HOUR WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR MAD BUILDING SKILLS AND WIN PRIZES LIKE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE, THE DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CANDY, AND THE ADVENTURES ARE AS WILD AS A CHICKEN RIDING A PIG INTO BATTLE. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOOOO!!! 🎉🐷🌈🎮