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CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6218	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Emeralds Found:	7091	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5433	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magic Items Found:	6208	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Divine Spears Created:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!