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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3940 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 173 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 101 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!
OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!