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AnyaCraft SMP: MyWifeIsBetterThanYours

#wife appreciation, AnyaCraft, Characters, Distracted, distraction, Focus, infatuation, Interest, Kino, love, Marriage, my wife, MyWifeIsBetterThanYours, Obsession, overthinking, perfect, Random, relationship, Scene, sidetracked, smp, Story, Watching

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the distractions of real life, like wives popping up randomly while you’re trying to watch kino. Our server is the perfect place to focus on building and exploring without any pesky interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might encounter. So come join us and leave your real-life distractions behind – unless your wife plays Minecraft too, in which case, bring her along for the fun!

FarmVibes Minecraft Server

animal care, animal handling, animal respect, animal rights, animal safety, animal welfare, child discipline, child supervision, family dynamics, farm animals, farm boundaries, farm chores, farm education, farm etiquette, farm experience, farm life, farm rules, FarmVibes, Minecraft, niece behavior, niece discipline, niece visit, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3877
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Animals Bred:	173
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children who treat your animals like toys? Join our Minecraft server where animals are respected and cherished! No more worrying about your niece carrying around your barn cat by its neck or kicking your elderly dog. On our server, everyone learns to treat animals with kindness and care, even if they’re just virtual pixels. Plus, we have a dozen baby chicks waiting to be admired, without any risk of them being snatched up by an overzealous child. Say goodbye to the chaos and join us for a peaceful and animal-friendly gaming experience!

CarCraftyCousin

2018, Argument, CAR, CarCraftyCousin, college, Communication, communication skills, Contact, DAUGHTER, dealership, decision, family, good condition, Jerk, Niece, SELLING, selling car, Shy.., socially shy, Toyota Corolla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like poor Luna, who couldn’t even speak a single word when trying to buy a car. But fear not, on our server, you’ll have to communicate with other players to survive and thrive!

Join us and learn the importance of speaking up, or you might end up like Luna, walking away without a car. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated argument with another player’s sister – it’s all part of the fun!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with your communication skills intact. And remember, if you can’t talk the talk, you might just end up walking away empty-handed like Luna. See you in the game!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9694	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	New Chunks Explored:	593175

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Emeralds Found:	8716	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Farms Harvested:	817	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!