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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9865 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!