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Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cheap out, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Drool, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliates, Humiliation, party guests, PartyPvP, Public, public humiliation, relationship, relationship problems, roast, roastie, roasties, rule, social event

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Potions Brewed:	98
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

America, animation, Anime, cartoons, criticism, cultural influence, culture, Edition, Entertainment, Japan, Manga, Media, national pride, North Korea, patriotism, pixelated, Reflection, self reflection, self-criticism, societal norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, Weeb’s

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	24
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

MagicMinecraftMadness

Beliefs, control, culture, discrimination, FANTASY, fear, HATED, History, ignorance, Magic, MagicMinecraftMadness, misunderstanding, persecution, power, prejudice, society, Stereotypes, Supernatural, superstition, taboo, witchcraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8391	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	206
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	146

Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

Blocky Banter Buddies

ai, appreciation, audio memes, audiobook, banter, Bed.., blocky, Buddies, currymunching, Dune, English, europoor, Frank Herbert, Languages, morning, pajeet memes, Requests, Thread, Training, tts generator

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Farms Harvested:	778	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

coping mechanisms, Crafty, Distract, distractions, EGirl, emotional well being, Escape, letting go, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, moving on, Obsession, personal growth, positive thinking, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-control, Server, social media, stop thinking, Therapy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	149
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

CraftyNorsemen

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!