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AnthroKisser Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, invest, become, Mouth, kiss

Are you tired of just dreaming about kissing anthro girls? Do you wish you could actually become an anthro yourself? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret lab where we are working on turning players into anthros! Join now and be the first to experience this groundbreaking transformation!

But that’s not all, our SMP is also home to a hidden village of real-life anthros who are just waiting to meet you. Imagine the adventures you’ll have and the friendships you’ll make with these unique creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living out your wildest anthro fantasies!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a rare diamond mine hidden deep within our world that is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture into the mine and claim your riches? Join our Minecraft SMP now and find out!

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CrappyCoin – Minecraft SMP Edition: Tell me what is the most crappiest alt coin to invest in rn…

high risk, pump and dump, scam coin, Coin, CrappyCoin

Are you tired of investing in boring old alt coins that actually have potential? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to dump all your virtual currency into the most crappiest alt coin imaginable!

Join us and watch as your investments plummet to new lows, leaving you with nothing but regret and a sense of impending doom. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about how you single-handedly destroyed your own virtual wealth in the most spectacular fashion possible.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the worst financial decision of your life today!

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CraftingCash: Spend it all on diamonds!

Lottery, invest, EXCITEMENT, dream, FANTASY

Forget about the million dollars, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building epic underwater cities. Yes, you heard that right, dolphins! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you the power to fly in real life. So why waste your time dreaming about what you would do with a million dollars when you could be swimming with dolphins and searching for hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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The Cube Misadventure: Where pvp is just a friendly pat on the back

Cube, Friend, Map, Season, invest

The Cube Adventure Minecraft Server

Server Overview

Server Name The Cube Adventure

Map Size 16×16 chunks

Dungeons 2 available, 8 total before season 1 full release

Tiers Tier 1 and 2 available

FAQ

Q: Can I play solo or do I need a friend?

A: The map is designed to be played with a friend, but you can also try your luck solo.

Q: How do I access the dungeons?

A: The dungeons are accessible in-game, follow the path indicated on the map to find them.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled, so be prepared to defend yourself against other players.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running on version 1.20.6.

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BlockChainz: Where Even the Creepers Invest in Bitcoin!

BlockChainz, CREEPERS, Investment, Bitcoin, digital assets

Are you tired of boring old Bitcoin bull runs? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only bull runs you’ll see are the ones charging through our virtual pastures! Our server is like the Nasdaq of Minecraft, with added volatility for that extra thrill. Who needs Bitcoin when you can have virtual cows running wild? Join now for a wild ride of blocky proportions!

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Safe Haven: Where You Can Trust People Saying It’s Safe

democrats, contested election, vote taylor, people, Presidency

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Taylor Swift’s next political move? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen!

Join us for a wild ride where Taylor Swift is not just a pop star, but a potential future president. That’s right, she’s secretly plotting her way to the White House, with Florida as her key to victory. With her fans in the Sunshine State ready to make it happen, Taylor could be calling the shots in the Oval Office before you know it.

But that’s not all – with shady deals, cloak and dagger tactics, and a House of Representatives showdown, this server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Will the Republicans betray Trump? Will the Democrats clean house? Will Taylor Swift become the ultimate compromise candidate? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a Taylor Swift presidency, come on down and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a political thriller that even Taylor herself couldn’t have dreamed up.

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Mediocre Mineville

Mineville, pass, Skip, continue, Time

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

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LOL You Guys Still Watch Wrestling After 2004? Minecraft SMP

wrestling fans be like, wrestling jokes, wrestling history, lol, wrestling fans reactions after 2004

Are you tired of boring old wrestling matches from 2004? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of wrestling, you can battle it out with creepers, zombies, and skeletons in epic PvP battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you will be granted the power to lay golden eggs!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with villagers and iron golems. Just be careful not to break out your best dance moves too close to the lava pit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers)!

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Nice People Minecraft Server

Empathy, Behavior, Perception, Polite, experiences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just fake nice like Canadians? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are genuinely insane! We have players who will build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit just for fun. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a chaotic circus with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner crazy and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before!

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Cric SMP Aus v Bin

over rate, Australia, Aus, bangladesh, cricket players

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where playing cricket in Adelaide is just the beginning of the madness! Our over rate is always on point, so you can expect fast-paced action as we move onto the next innings of chaos and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own cricket stadium in Minecraft, complete with pixelated players and explosive creepers trying to steal the ball. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and insane stories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to hit a six out of the park in the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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