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MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

ALL EUROPEANS, ALL NON AMERICANS, apply, Email address, European, Europeans, lolz, MuricaCraft, niggers, NonAmericans, Place, porn poster, RANGE BAN, ruin, Spammer

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	5138
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Emeralds Found:	9048

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	5400
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	8303	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

Apocalypse, BRAINWASHING, funhouse, skill, Survival, zombie

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2674	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	222
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Votes:	8638
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

#gamer, Cuties, cutter girls, dark themes, emotional depth, emotional struggles, Female Characters, female empowerment, female gamers, female leads, Female Protagonists, female representation, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girls, indie games, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, narrative-driven games, PIXEL, psychological issues, rule, self harm, Server, video games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7842	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!