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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7208 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the player who insists on only speaking in pig Latin to the one who builds roller coasters that go straight into lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So why join? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding around every corner!