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WakeyCraft

aita, Apology, Argument, comfort, Communication, Conflict, crying, dry shampoo, emotions, family, Frustration, morning, sister, Sleep, stress, summer camp, summer vacation, teenager, Understanding, WakeyCraft, waking up

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Need a break from annoying siblings and unsympathetic parents? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up TNT and creating chaos in a virtual world. No need to cry over spilled milk (or missing dry shampoo) when you can unleash your inner warrior in epic battles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a stressful situation into a hilarious story to share with your fellow gamers? Come join us and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together!

StupidCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, close-mindedness, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, debate, Examples, fallacies, Frustration, ignorance, intelligence, Logic, Minecraft, patience, perspective, reasoning, rhetoric, Server, stubbornness, stupid people, stupidcraft, Understanding

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Are you tired of arguing with villagers who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those dumb NPCs behind! Our server is filled with intelligent players who will actually listen to your ideas and have meaningful conversations about block placement and mob farming techniques.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against our feathered overlords? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Can you survive the challenge and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most skilled players will succeed on our server.

So why waste your time arguing with stupid villagers when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on epic adventures with chickens, wolves, and treasure chests? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2954	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2655	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3518	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ores Mined:	8216

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	4499	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	2208
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Potions Brewed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

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WakeyCraft

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StupidCraft Minecraft Server

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MineCraftyMisery

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DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

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NuttyWeightLossCraft

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Minecraft Madness Server

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IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

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MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

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Crafty Jerk Offs

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Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ores Mined:	8534	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2