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TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	1673	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Potions Brewed:	89

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	65	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	6872
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	65904
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

commentary, Minecraft, mute, no comment, no words, opinionless, presentation, Presented, Quiet, SILENT, smp, SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft, soundless, SPEECHLESS.., tacit, unexpressed, unspoken, unvoiced, voiceless, without comment, wordless

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Farms Harvested:	284	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Mines Excavated:	4522
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8593
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Enchantments Applied:	132
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Emeralds Found:	4207	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

DaddyIssuesCraft

addiction, alcohol use, attachment issues, childhood development, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, DaddyIssuesCraft, emotional health, emotional stability, family dynamics, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, father neglect, father relationships, father-son relationship, fathers, insecure attachment, mental health issues, psychological well-being, substance abuse

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!