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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Votes:	4289	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Farms Harvested:	600

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	61
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magic Items Found:	1392	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.