Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the owner is like a crazy puppet master pulling all the strings! He makes you predisposed to do things he doesn’t like, then puts you in an environment that is conducive to you doing those things. And guess what? He gets mad when you inevitably do those things! What the heck is his problem? But hey, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this server is the place to be! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like you’ve never experienced before!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
Welcome to EarthForgeMC! We’re back after shutting down in 2020, and we’re ready for a small-scale comeback.
EarthForgeMC offers a classic lightweight survival experience with a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here.
Explore vast landscapes filled with wilderness and challenges. Build anything you can imagine, from towering castles to intricate redstone creations
.Join us as we rediscover the joy of survival and creativity. EarthForgeMC awaits your adventure – join our community today!
Protected claims
Auction house + chest shops + player driven economy
Classic survival experience
Player warps
It’s been a while since I’ve been back on Minecraft and I wanted a classic survival experience to play. Come and join! – hockeyman0124
We’re thrilled to welcome you to our brand-new Minecraft server, where the journey begins in a vast world of endless possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, SteezyMC is the perfect place to call home.
Embark on Your Survival Journey: We will be kicking things off with a familiar favorite- Survival! Spawn in and teleport to the wilderness via the portal at spawn or through the /rtp command. From there you can dive into our immersive survival world, where the only limit is your imagination. From building towering fortresses to exploring hidden caves, there’s always something new to discover. Players will be able to protect their land using claim blocks. If you are unfamiliar with GriefPrevention, help and documentation will be provided in our discord (click here).
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get dubs to see her big smelly pooper! That’s right, every time you roll doubles, you get a special sneak peek at a giant pooper made out of blocks. It’s the ultimate challenge for all Minecraft players who dare to enter our crazy world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the mystery of the big smelly pooper!
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.
Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here.
Want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? We’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame the Ender Llama, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in Londyn Green Street / Upton Park and let the Minecraft madness begin!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They’re trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and they take their job very seriously.
2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, but beware – the base is also home to a pack of diamond-eating dragons.
3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends, and you won’t want to miss it.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – just remember, you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved, anonchama.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because TBS is here to shake things up!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’re just misunderstood dancers, really).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, that’s so last season).
So why wait? Join TBS today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!