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CraftyCancelz

Absurd, BIZARRE, canceling plans, CraftyCancelz, Excuses, Flaky, funny, Lame, last minute, laughable, odd, peculiar, quirky, Ridiculous, silly, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, unreliable, UNUSUAL, Weak

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crops Grown:	4776	Magic Items Found:	6382

Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

ArrowGuard Minecraft Server

arrow attack, ArrowGuard, attacker, crime, Defense, Diplomatic, diplomatic mission, embassy guard, embassy security, fatal shooting, international incident, investigation, Israeli embassy, law enforcement, Minecraft, police officer, Protection, SECURITY, self defense, Serbia, Server, Shooter, violence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, building your lil house and tending to your farm, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a police officer guarding the israeli embassy in serbia gets hit by an arrow! like, what even is happening, right? but then, get this, the police officer straight up shoots the attacker dead! like, talk about intense minecraft drama, amirite? come join our server for all the crazy, unexpected moments like this one, you won’t regret it! plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this wild ride? come on, join us now!

EmbassyGuardXbowSerb

assassination attempt, Attack, breaking news, Conflict Resolution, crossbow attacker, Deadly Force, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, EmbassyGuardXbowSerb, firing bolt, foreign relations, Incident, international news, Israeli embassy guard, law enforcement, national security, SECURITY, self defense, Serbia, shot dead, violence

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a real-life action movie? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, when BAM! A crossbow attacker comes out of nowhere and tries to take you down. But don’t worry, our guards are on point and will protect you at all costs. Join now for the most intense Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this level of excitement? Let’s gooooooo!

MooCraft: Bird Flu Edition

animal health, avian influenza, biosecurity measures, bird, bird flu, cross-species transmission, dairy cattle, disease control, disease transmission, Edition, epidemic prevention, flu, H5N1 virus, infection potential, Infectious Disease, livestock industry, livestock management, milking equipment, moocraft, public health, research, viral persistence, virus stability, zoonotic disease

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2077
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dairy cattle infected with bird flu! watch out for those sneaky cows, they might just give you the flu too! but don’t worry, our research shows that the virus stays on milking equipment for at least one hour, so you have plenty of time to catch it! join now for a truly unique and infectious experience!

Phyre Creative

Creative

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2731	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to Phyre Creative

A creative plots Minecraft server! Earn ranks through creativity and artistic talent

> 64×64 Plots available to anyone > Higher ranks can get plots up to 256×256 > World Edit > Free build world for the highest rank

Join today and begin your building journey!

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FeudalRP 1.20.4+: Where villagers trade diamonds for dirt blocks

1.20.4, Adventures, alliances, blocks, Community, Custom, diamonds, Dirt, Economy, Events, Expansion, FeudalRP, Geopolitical, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, nation, Nation building, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Theme, Towny, Trade, villagers, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

FeudalRP Overview

Server Name	FeudalRP
Theme	Geopolitical roleplaying with a medieval theme
Features	Towny, economy, PvP, alliances, war
IP Address	play.feudalrp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/6mTpde8N5e

FAQ

Q: What is FeudalRP?

A: FeudalRP is a Minecraft server with a medieval-themed geopolitical roleplaying experience. Players can form nations, engage in PvP, and participate in towny and economy features.

Q: How do I join FeudalRP?

A: You can join FeudalRP by entering the IP address play.feudalrp.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I create my own nation on FeudalRP?

A: Yes, players can create their own nation on FeudalRP and recruit others to join and help it expand.

Q: Is PvP allowed on FeudalRP?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FeudalRP, and players can engage in battles and wars with other nations.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on FeudalRP?

A: Players can communicate with each other through in-game chat as well as on the FeudalRP Discord server.

BananaCraft Minecraft Server

banana bread, bananacraft, Bananas, bunch, energy boost, Fruit, healthy, high in fiber, how many bananas, how many bananas will it take, long tail tags, Minecraft, Peel, potassium, potassium benefits, potassium rich, potassium source, Server, smoothie ingredient, snack, Tropical, vitamin C, Yellow

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	751885
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ores Mined:	8428	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is bananas…literally! That’s right, we only accept payment in the form of bananas. The more bananas you offer, the higher your rank will be!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Banana King, who will challenge you to banana-themed mini-games and quests. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Banana King in a banana eating contest, you will be granted access to the secret banana dimension where all the rarest resources are found.

So come join us on our banana-filled adventure and see how many bananas it will take for you to become the ultimate banana warrior!

CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server

BETTING, CraftyNASFAQ, cryptofags, fake stock market, financial market simulator, Game, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, leaderboard, Minecraft, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, national TV, numberfagging, Reports, research, RETURNS, Schedule, Server, stock market game, Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition, thread lore, Trading, wallet analyzer

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	2846

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!

NoNameDupesAllowed

aita, classic, Confusing, DAUGHTER, dumb, encouraging, love, made up, name.., Naming, NoNameDupesAllowed, not telling, photoshoot, Random, reassured, sharing, SIL, Spelling, triggered, Unique, wynter

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Emeralds Found:	1177	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old classic names in your family? Want to spice things up with a unique and fabulous name like Wynter? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things Wynter!

We have annual Wynter photoshoots, where you can show off your fabulous name in style. And don’t worry about confusing family members – we embrace the chaos and love the uniqueness of our names.

Join now and show your mother-in-law that Wynter is the coolest name around. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as an idiotic name – just epic and legendary ones!

CraftyAllergy Minecraft Server

Allergies, Allergy, BIZARRE, CraftyAllergy, disbelief, genuine, Medical, Minecraft, misunderstood, reactions, redditors, Ridiculous, sensitivity, Server, strange, Symptoms, uncommon, UNUSUAL

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Void Armor Forged:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where everything is turned upside down!

Do you have an allergy to diamond blocks? Well, guess what, on our server diamond blocks are the key to survival! If you can’t handle the bling, then this server isn’t for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who rules over all with an iron fist…literally. If you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your EpiPen for those pesky diamond block allergies.