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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2114 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 848 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.
Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava waterfall. Our community is filled with players who have tamed their own army of zombie villagers and ride them into battle against the evil sheep overlords.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our custom-made dungeons, where you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the realm of flying pigs and dancing llamas.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player named “CreeperSlayer69,” run for the hills – they’ve been known to blow up entire villages just for fun!
