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I’mCraftySMP – I’m better than you

arrogance, better, boastful, comparison, Competition, ImCraftySMP, pride, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assurance, self-assured, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, Superiority

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Items Found:	5210
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who think they’re better than you? Well, look no further because on our server, I’M better than you! Join us for a chance to prove your skills and show everyone who the real boss is. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and see if you can outshine the reigning champion (spoiler alert: you probably can’t).

VacayCanceller Minecraft Server

6 year old, Airbnb, boarding, Boyfriend, bunk beds, cancelation fee, canceling, Costs, Demands, Expectations, family vacation, Florida, husband, large dogs, Minecraft, pet owners, queen mattresses, Server, sister-in-law, small dogs, Unhappy, VacayCanceller, Wife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your sister-in-law’s vacation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your SIL conveniently forgot to mention the bunk beds in the “office space” room, our server will surprise you at every corner. Who needs a cozy queen mattress when you can sleep in a makeshift bunk bed in a tiny room?

And just like how your SIL expects you to foot the bill for half of the Airbnb, we expect you to join our server and bring your A-game. Who cares about logic and fairness when you can have a good old time with us?

Don’t worry about your pet dogs either, we welcome all furry friends with open arms. Just like how your SIL plans to bring their small dog along for the ride, we encourage you to bring your pets and let them roam free in our virtual world.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up having the vacation of a lifetime (or at least a good laugh)!

AutisticAvengersMC

assigned seating, autistic child, AutisticAvengersMC, consented, DAUGHTER, disrupt, drawing, education, Emotionally, immature, intellectually, introverted, judgemental, learning disability, opposed, reading, Role Model, Sensitive, Shy.., small town, top of class, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your social skills and test your patience? Look no further than our server, where we assign seating just like your daughter’s school!

Join our server and get randomly seated next to players with all sorts of quirks and personalities. From the loud, talkative player who never stops typing in chat to the player who can’t seem to figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe, you’ll never know who you’ll be sitting next to next!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a “positive role model” feature, where players are randomly selected to be a guiding light for those who may need a little extra help. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to teach someone how to build their first house or tame their first wolf!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of assigned seating in Minecraft. Who knew virtual seating arrangements could be so entertaining? Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of sitting next to your very own “Connor”!

MemoryLaneMC SMP

beloved songs, best moments, carefree times, cherished times, childhood memories, favorite song, fond memories, golden days, happy days, happy memories, heartwarming tunes, joyful recollections, MemoryLaneMC, Music, Nostalgia, positive vibes, reminiscent melodies, sentimental tunes, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	167	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground parties with zombie pigmen, and quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Plus, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, so you’ll always have good luck on your side.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and make memories that will have you singing “Baby Shark” every time you log on!

Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedtime stories, belongings, bonanza, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, creepy crawlies, dark corners, dust bunnies, fear, forgotten toys, hidden items, linens, mattress, Monsters, Mystery, Nightmares, organization, Secrets, storage space, under the bed

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing under your bed is dust bunnies and old socks? Well, on our server, you’ll find a whole world of adventure lurking beneath your bed! We’ve got secret portals to magical realms, treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a friendly dragon who will help you build the coolest treehouse ever. So if you’re ready to ditch the dust bunnies and join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, come on down and see what’s waiting for you under your bed!

Boric’s Minecraft Server: Demanding Verifiable Fun!

Accountability, Borics, Chilean President, demanding, Demands, Democracy, democracy in crisis, elections, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Fun, Gabriel Boric, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, Server, south america, transparency, triumph, Venezuela, verifiable, Verifiable Results

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ores Mined:	9902
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Emeralds Found:	8035

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Chilean President Gabriel Boric is demanding verifiable results after Maduro’s triumph? Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 🤯 Join us for the most transparent and legit elections you’ll ever see in Minecraft! We promise no shady business, just pure democracy and blocky fun! 🗳️🎮 Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special skin of Gabriel Boric himself, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! 😂 Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join us now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again! 🌟 #BlockyDemocracy #GabrielBoricForPresident #MinecraftMadness

TurkeyCraft: NATO Kickout

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Kickout, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War, Wilders

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Divine Spears Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR TURKEY WILL DECLARE WAR ON YOU TOO! WE GOT CRAZY BUILDINGS AND WILD ANIMALS THAT WILL FIGHT YOU! ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS AND WILL BAN ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU GET A FREE TURKEY LEG SKIN FOR YOUR CHARACTER! HURRY BEFORE TURKEY GETS KICKED OUT OF NATO AND COMES AFTER YOU INSTEAD!

CraftyDreamz

CraftyDreamz, insomnia, sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep meditation, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep support, sleep therapy, sleep tips

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	2881	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

So, like, you know how we all need to sleep, right? Well, some peeps just can’t seem to catch those Z’s, ya know? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about sleep again, because who needs rest when you can be mining and crafting all day and night, amirite?

Our server is like a magical dreamland where insomnia doesn’t exist and the only limit is your imagination. Build the most epic structures, fight off creepers like a boss, and maybe even find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Who needs sleep when you can be part of the most epic adventure of your life? Let’s do this, blockheads!

Trust-Gaming

Adventure, Automation, Boundaries, collaboration, Community, Conquer, Economy, Engineering, Enthusiast, Experience, Exploration, Fun, growth, innovation, Machinery, Minecraft, Possibilities, Projects, PvE, Survival, Tech, Technology, Tekkit

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3826	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Tekkit 2 Minecraft server, where creativity meets technology! Dive into a world of advanced machinery, automation, and innovation. Join a vibrant community of engineers and explorers, collaborate on ambitious projects, and push the boundaries of what’s possible. Whether you’re a seasoned tech enthusiast or a curious newcomer, our server offers a rich, dynamic experience with endless opportunities for fun and growth. Get ready to build, automate, and conquer in the ultimate Tekkit 2 adventure!

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CesarSMP

Adventure, Alliance, balanced gameplay, CesarSMP, community-driven, competitive environment, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, Economy, Events, Land claiming, Lore, nation, no pay to win, PvP, Quests, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Town Claiming, Towny, War, WARFARE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to CesarSMP

Dive into a thrilling survival experience like no other on CesarSMP Our server offers a unique blend of adventure and strategy designed to keep you engaged and excited every step of the way Features Town Claiming System Create and manage your own town claim land and protect your territory from invaders Form alliances or go head-to-head with rival towns in epic wars for dominance War and Diplomacy Engage in strategic warfare with other nations Plan your attacks defend your territory and climb the ranks to become the most powerful nation on the server Skills and Quests Level up your character with our extensive skills system Complete quests for valuable rewards and immerse yourself in the lore of CesarSMP Community Driven Join a friendly and active community where your voice matters Participate in server events contribute to community projects and make lasting friendships No Pay to Win Enjoy a fair and balanced gameplay experience Our server is dedicated to providing a fun and competitive environment without the need for real money purchases Whether you are a seasoned player or new to Minecraft CesarSMP offers something for everyone Join us today and start your adventure in a world where your creativity and strategy will lead you to greatness IP mc.cesar.lol Discord discord.gg/cesarsmp See you in game adventurer

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