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Yakiri’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Farms Harvested:	886

Are you tired of being done dirty like poor ol’ they in this cruel world? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to give you the justice you deserve! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you seek revenge on those who have wronged you. Build epic fortresses, gather allies, and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for redemption! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds rain from the sky on our server – talk about bling bling, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s show the world that karma is a blocky beast!

Last Get Dub In Battle Royal Game Anon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

If you’re tired of getting clapped in battle royale games, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where the only battle you’ll be facing is against creepers and zombies! Our server is so lit, even Steve himself is jealous of our epic loot and insane builds.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, slaying dragons and building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group of players start a boy band and serenade the Ender Dragon into submission.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring battle royale games behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BdayGiftGoneWrongLOL

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing friendships and relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and dilemma just like this story!

Imagine this: you’re mining away, trying to build the perfect castle, when suddenly your best friend asks to join you on an epic adventure. But wait, your significant other surprises you with an early return and now you have to choose between them! Who will you pick to be your Minecraft buddy? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like virtual concerts with your favorite Minecraft artists and surprise appearances from famous YouTubers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle just like in this crazy story!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? See you in the game!

SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo”

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

embracing change, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, living in the present, making decisions, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming fear, personal growth, pursuing passions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, seizing the moment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Setting goals, Shouldve, Sooner, Started, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	2278	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	992061	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server sooner? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by evil chickens.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	18

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, 700 indian soldiers be chillin along da israel-lebanon border, like whaaat? dat’s sum next level protection for our pixelated world yo.

come join us and experience da thrill of building and surviving while surrounded by real life soldiers, like u gotta be on ur A game or else they might mistake u for a creeper and blow u up, haha jk. but seriously, join us for some epic adventures and maybe even make friends with some soldiers, who knows?

so come on, what u waitin for? join our server and let’s make some memories together, like da time we built a giant statue of a chicken and the soldiers thought it was a peace offering, haha good times.

RubbleCraft: Nasrallah’s Revenge

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7561	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner is a literal zombie?? well guess what, on this server, Nasrallah’s body was recovered from the rubble TWO DAYS after assassination!! that’s right, we got zombies coming back to life up in here! join now for a chance to witness the craziest resurrection ever seen in minecraft history! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and witness the madness unfold!!

No. 690360015 Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	491239	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

History Channel Meme Minecraft SMP

aliens, bigfoot, channel, History, history channel, Holocaust, Internet meme, meme, meme archive, meme collection, Meme culture, meme discovery, meme folders, meme hunt, meme nostalgia, meme search, meme sharing, Minecraft, Pyramids, smp, viral meme

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3751	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Emeralds Found:	9386	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1040	Star Shards Collected:	58
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a meme-filled wonderland!

Join us at our Minecraft SMP where Bigfoot roams free at 6pm, aliens debate pyramid construction at 7pm, and the Holocaust… well, let’s just say things get weird at 8pm. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their gaming experience?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate meme hidden deep within the blocks. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you sad because your pet pig accidentally blew up your house with TNT? Or maybe you’re feeling down because a creeper stole all your diamonds and ran off into the sunset? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn that frown upside down!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

Don’t let your sadness get the best of you – come join our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and insanity wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your pet pig might).