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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2170 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 3034 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9452 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.
once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.
but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!
