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Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Votes:	6641
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

border patrol, Candidate, donald trump, Firefighters Union, first law, Gold Star families, joe biden, LA Times, make my life better, Minecraft, mistake, Most Qualified Candidate Ever, policy difference, QUALIFIED, smp, Steelworkers Union, Teamsters Union, the nation, usa today, Washington Post, Weakness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

West China Minecraft Server

China, collapse, cultural exchange, Demographic Shifts, economic downfall, future predictions, geopolitical analysis, geopolitical shift, global consequences, global impact, immigration patterns, international relations, long-term effects, mass exodus, migration trends, Minecraft, political instability, population movement, Server, societal change, West, western migration, world events

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crops Grown:	4146	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!

Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

ac, Anycolor, Beating, buybacks, close, comparison, Competition, cover, Decline, Finally, finance, Investment, Loss, market analysis, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, nigga, Performance, profit, smp, stock market, Trading, Value, volatility

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	425
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

Calliope, Forest, Gaming, hololive, hololive english, Hololive Gamers, hololive Myth, Holostars, japanese, Live Stream, Minecraft, mori calliope, Mori Mori, Mori-sencho, Mori-senpai, Music, Rap, Server, Sesamorp Street, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Votes:	6642	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

challenge, Combat, combat system, consequences, Damage, Decision making, enemy behavior, experience points, game design, Game Mechanics, implementation, incapacitation, Lethal, lethal damage, Minecraft, morality, non-lethal damage, Nonlethal, player choice, punishment, role playing, smp, stealth, strategy, Tactics

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	3766	Villages Defended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

armpit sliders, body type a, body type b, freckles sliders, long tail tags, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Pronouns, prosthetics, pubes sliders, Server, Vitiligo

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5066	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

Arbiters, BETTING, candidates, control, debate, Decision making, Degenerate, degenerate gamblers, Democracy, election, Ethics, gamblers, gambling, influence, Manipulation, Minecraft, morality, Politics, power, smp, society, speculation, uncertainty, voters

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

2020 election, anticipation, business news, Crafty, Democratic nominee, election, HARRIS WIN, investing, Jim Cramer, kamala harris, Kamalas, MARKET ACTION, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY REPORT, NBC LOS ANGELES, political forecast, prediction, Server, stock market, Traders, Trading Strategies, vice president, WIN

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3844
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Bone, building, Builds, Community, Crafting, E-Celebs, Etho, Exploration, gameplay, hermitcraft, log, mcg, Minecraft, minecraft fandom, minecraft wiki, Mining, Redstone, Servers, Shenanigans, smp, Survival, Vanilla, zombie spawner dungeon

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Villages Defended:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	120
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!