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My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

character birthdays, console editions, Developer Interview, Exclusive content, FANART, fanfiction, Fangames, general, greentext, Guide, KEL, merchandise, Minecraft, Mods, OC Fic, omog, OMORI, Physical Edition, Projects, RPG Maker MV, smp, steam edition, Thread Template, Walkthrough, whiteboard

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Buildings Constructed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	6082	Mines Excavated:	1842
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ores Mined:	2339	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!