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ZeroLagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	672	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participating in epic dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Votes:	8346
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	1241
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Farms Harvested:	260	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crops Grown:	5881
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9167
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	302825	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	8856

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	2019
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Items Found:	4835

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ores Mined:	4217
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7442
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!